Voila! Introducing the latest addition to our family.
It's the Flushmaster 5000. Actually, it's not. That just sounds nice. We ended up going with this $190 toilet ($171 after the husband's military discount). The cheapest toilets they have at Lowe's are $88. The most expensive are about $700 on special order. So $171 is a nice balance.
This toilet had me at "a pee button" and "a poop button". Say no more - I wanted it. A pee flush uses 1 gallon, a poop flush uses 1.6 gallons. The husband liked how the box boasted it "stays clean" or something like that. Apparently he doesn't think I'm a good toilet cleaner.
So we didn't do a "great" job at Occupying Our Wallet yesterday - as we dropped $180 at Lowe's (after taxes). The husband also stopped and grabbed milk & Cheetos. Priorities people. New week ahead though at making a conscious effort to not buy material possessions. Overall, we're doing great.