Not only is the porch not done, it's like my husband is trying to win an award for most white trashiest porch in America. Army crap all over. Tools all over. I'm just sick of looking at all of it. I have a week. I just bought a case of K-cups at BJ's today. I will pimp out my porch because I am sick of waiting on the other half. Watch out world (or Weymouth) - we're getting our Christmas pimp on.