Rubber Chicken: 50% off! HURRY!!

Amazon is back, amazing me with great deals.  Today, you can get a rubber chicken - but not just any rubber chicken - a squawkin' Rubber Chicken.  Normally $18, this gem can be yours for only $8.93.  BONUS!  This item qualifies for free shipping if you spend $25.  So go ahead - buy three of them.  I won't judge you.